Thursday, January 11, 2007

December Viewers Poll Results

Well I must say that I am surprised at the results of the December Viewers Poll on the whereabouts of Adnan Khan. 75% of the poll responders assumed that he was smoking some chronic in the konya area of Turkey.

Let's analyze these figures before we go jumping to too many conclusions. I guess, that of the staggering eight responders who assumed Adnan's location and disposition, they had either:

a) previously sited Adnan's Afghanistan pictures where he accidentally stumbled across a 'plantation' reminiscent of the Amazon Jungle; or

b) Sited Adnan in traditional Pakistan attire (see: Friends Afar) and mistakenly thought that he had shed his professional journalist image for that of a tree hugging hippie.

I can assure you that Adnan certainly isn't some tree hugging, weed smoking hippie and we will have to work on his professional image upon his return to Istanbul (by the way he returns this Friday) but don't call him until at least Sunday as he may still may not be lucid from the effects of chronic :)

p.s. Adnan, should you happen to read this, Dirk has invited us to his palatial residence for Friday reunion drinks!

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